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it stood apart as an intimate retreat amid the growing high-rise corridor

Blue-footed boobies got named by scientists who knew exactly what they were doing and just dared anyone to say something

Santa pointing and asking where his ho's are at carries the same energy as a mall Santa on his third divorce

If You Ain't First You're Last - Talladega Nights - Unisex Tank Top charleston promises to wash the scumRicky Bobby built an entire career on drunk parenting advice and never once checked the source. Reese finally admits he was high when he said it, but by then the philosophy is sponsor welded to the hood. Inspired by Talladega Nights. The Details: Bold white italic text reads "IF YOU AIN'T" above diagonal racing stripes in yellow, red, white, and blue leading into the oversized word "FIRST." Below, white text reads "YOU'RE LAST" with a white checkered